Kagami Yoshimizu Theater
Okay, let's do this!
Let's go!
- Grr!
- Quit screwing around and start!
Aimai san senchi sorya punitte koto kai? Choh!
The ambiguous 3cm? Does that mean it's plushy? Wait!
Rappingu ga seifuku dafuritte koto nai bun
The wrapping is a uniform, argh, it's not an act, pooh
Ganbacchau yacchacchau
Gotta do your best, gotta just do it
Sontokkya chanto release yo
That's time to catch 'n' release, eek
Ase (whoop) ase (whoop)
Between sweat (whoop) sweat (whoop)
No tanima ni darlin' darlin' freeze!
Darlin', darlin', freeze!
Nan kataru nan taberu
Kinda lethargic, something's kinda comin' out
Aishiteiru are ikko ga chigatte run run
I love you... Oh wait, one of those was different
Nayamibou koutetsubou
Worrywarts, high metal bars
Oishinbou iikagen ni shinasai!
Tasty thoughts... And that's enough!
Tondetta aitsu no hoteru karadatte
The heated body of that flying you-know-who
Iwayuru futsuu na onna no ko
It's what you call a normal girlie
Odoroita atashi dake?
Am I the only one surprised?
Tonkotsu harigane okawari
Seconds on pork-bone broth ramen with wire-hard noodles
Da da da da da
Bonbon ouendan
Pom-poms cheer squad
Let's get cherry pie
Ranran kangeikai
Happy fun welcoming party
Look up! Sensation
Hai! Sonzaikan tenten shouwakusei
Yeah! Feeling of existence, dot dot small planet
Butsukatte tokemashita bouzen
Collided and it melted away, in total awe
Ooini utatte shi-ranger!
Go all out to sing, shi-ranger!
Motteike!
Take it away!
Saigo ni waracchau no wa atashi no hazu
I should be the one who'll be laughing in the end
Serafuku dakara desu ketsuron
Because I have the sailor suit <- This is my conclusion
n n n n n n n n
Getsuyoubi nanoni!
It's only Monday!
Kigen warui no dou suru yo?
Already in a bad mood? What to do?
Natsufuku ga ii nodesu kyawaii!
I really prefer the summer outfits <- kya! wah! good! (cute!) ♥
seifuku in san piece sorya matette chuucho da yan
Until we approach 3 pixels, no hesitations please *
Ganbatte harikitte
Do your best, be energetic
My darlin' darlin' please!
My darlin', darlin' please!
Well... we're going to start a long vacation tomorrow,
but don't forget your position as a student,
and spend your days in moderation.
Various things to watch out for during summer vacation and spend your days in moderation.
Various things to watch out for during summer vacation Okay!
Many students get all worked up during this season,
and cause a lot of trouble to their neighborhood societies.
I, as your teacher, am very worried about that.
Please, make sure you don't cause any problems!
In other words, if you cause any problems,
you're going to kill my vacation as well, so I'm begging you!
This is no good...
The Famous Shooter
We're finally on vacation now.
It's reassuring to think that I don't have
to see your face each and every day.
Sis...
Well, even though it's vacation,
I'm going to see our teacher almost every day anyway.
Why? You have summer classes or something?
We form parties in our net game and stuff.
There's something about that...
Net game?
Our teacher is a wiz and I'm a tank,
so when we pair up and I pull stuff,
it's pretty good in terms of both xp and money.
Though I'm always the busy one,
and all our teacher does is click on one of the AoE skills.
The other day, I pulled a ton of mobs
only to find our teacher had fallen asleep at the keyboard,
and it took me all day to earn my death penalty back...
Um, can you at least speak in Japanese?
Morning...
It's so hot today for so early in the morning.
Morning. Your hair is quite amazing right now.
Hey, Sis, how about we turn on the air conditioning?
There you go again.
Don't rely on stuff like that so quickly.
Use a fan or something and bear with it, you know?
Here.
Oh...
It gets pretty cool with just a fan.
Don't you think so?
I'm hot.
I get tired when I keep fanning myself.
And when you stop using a fan, don't you feel even hotter?
Yeah, well, I knew that...
But you can try a little harder.
We are wearing yukatas together.
Yup, yup.
Well, our obis are simple pre-tied ones.
The ones you can put on easily.
It's difficult to put a kimono on, even if it's just a yukata.
Miyuki's obi is tied up traditionally, isn't it?
Just like you'd expect.
No, I had the person at the shop do it for me.
After all, even I find tying an obi to be difficult.
I see.
Konata is wearing a proper one as well... much to my surprise.
Did you get help at the store as well?
No, Dad tied it for me.
No kidding.
Now, let's go!
How come her dad knows how to tie one?
Hey, it's Konata!
Someone from the police? You know her, Konata?
Miss Yui is a relative of mine.
Nice to meet you!
- Oh, hello there.
- Nice to meet you! - Oh, hello there.
- Nice to meet you!
Don't wreak too much havoc!
Listen to what these older girls say, and go home early, okay?
Older girls
No, no, we're all in the same grade!
Don't make Konata the standard!
We're all in the same grade.
What?!
Sorry, sorry, that really surprises me.
After all, your physiques are so different that I couldn't help it.
Oh, no.
Well, that aside, kids these days really are well-endowed.
No, like I said, don't make Konata the standard!
We're all normal!
Hey, it's a shooting gallery!
Aren't you good at stuff like this, Yui?
To tell you the truth, I'm so good
that they call me Sharpshooter Yui at the station!
I can shoot five rounds in three seconds and nail pinheads!
I can draw a peace mark on a paper target's head!
Then try it out! Here!
Oh, oh?
The shooting gallery uses a rifle?
What a surprise!
I use pistols.
Excited! Excited!
Narumi! What's got you so fired up?
You're still on the job!
Now, patrol, patrol...
Getting back on hand...
Mister, the stuff lined up over there...
If we hit a target, we can get any one of them?
Any of them are okay!
Any of them?
Yeah, any of them.
Whoa, missie, I'm not a prize.
When you talk about a summer festival,
you can't forget the shaved ice!
It's hot, too. Let's go eat some.
Melon
Lemon
Strawberry
It's hot, too. Let's go eat some.
Come to think of it,
Blue Hawaii
I can understand strawberry, lemon, and melon flavors...
But what fruit is Blue Hawaii? What kinda flavor is it?
The flavor would be Blue Hawaii, I would think?
That's true... That's how it would end up...
And so, Miyuki-san, do you know what Blue Hawaii is?
Blue Hawaii, was it?
Let's see... Let's see...
Maybe it's a song...
Blue... That's not it.
That I do not know.
I'm sorry I can't be of use. I'll look it up later.
Yeah, please do!
I'd think that it's named after a juice or some kind of sweets...
No, the one who wants to know should be looking it up, not Miyuki... I'd think that it's named after a juice or some kind of sweets...
No, the one who wants to know should be looking it up, not Miyuki...
Um, about that Blue Hawaii...
The name comes from a cocktail of the same name and color.
The cocktail was named after and pays homage to
the movie Blue Hawaii, so they say.
So that's what it was... It's a good reference.
When Tsukasa teaches me something,
for some reason, I feel like I've really been defeated!
I just realized that I don't have much money left.
These booths aren't cheap.
You have to think before you spend, you know? Geez...
But during festivals, you kinda go with the atmosphere
and can't help but to get your hands on all sorts of stuff!
Well, yeah.
It's the same illusion as not thinking
that a doujinshi is expensive when you're at Comiket.
You don't realize just how much you've spent until later.
As I've been saying,
I don't understand when you talk about that genre!
You get all tired lining up from early in the morning,
and the West Hall is so far away from East Hall...
I don't understand what you're talking about!
I love cotton candy! It's so fluffy and sweet!
You're not a kid! Calm down when you eat!
It's no fun doing that stuff with another girl.
Don't say it.
Why don't we have that thing they call romance?
We're at a summer festival and wearing yukatas, right?
If this was a dating sim,
you'd think there'd be at least one flag up right now.
Flag?
That, and an event scene. In yukatas, and outside...
Okay, okay, that's enough!
Kagami-san, you're not going to play anything?
Well, it's a nice occasion after all,
so I guess I'll do some goldfish scooping.
I haven't even tried anything. Why are they running?
They instinctively feel that you're vicious, Kagami,
and that's why they're running away.
Finally, the evidence is coming out.
Oh, over there, there's one over there.
You're right. Okay...
Gotcha!
All right! I've caught one!
Amazing! Amazing!
I'll take care of it.
I'll take really good care of it. Right, Gyopi-chan?
Yo! You're all together!
I heard there was a festival going on around here,
and thought I might as well come.
I love festivals.
Did you come here together today with your boyfriend or something?
Of course not. There ain't one.
So there isn't even a fragment of romance around us after all.
Just as we expected.
We see each other again!
Even more people? Looks like you're having fun.
Hey there!
This time, you really have a well-endowed girl.
Girl?
She's our homeroom teacher.
I'm sorry, I jumped to the conclusion
that you were one of their classmates...
Oh, no.
Yui is a relative of mine.
As you can see, she's a cop.
Well, since today is a summer festival,
I have looking-around duty.
Man, in this heat!
Duty? You're having so much fun!
Are you on duty as well, ma'am? Like, looking around?
No, I was bored, so I was just wandering around...
I'm so jealous! If I was off duty,
I could have wandered around by myself and played a little!
No, you're having enough fun as it is!
So are you alone as well?
Yes, I'm alone.
I see, I see.
Single
Husband's on a commuter marriage
Lucky Star!
As for vinegar, I would recommend balsamic vinegar,
but if you don't have any, whatever you have at home,
- Balsamic vinegar... - such as rice vinegar, will do.
Balsamic vinegar...
Balsamic vinegar!
During summer vacation,
you get kind of bored because there's nothing to do.
You can't help but get a little lazy.
Since you say that much,
you won't be asking me later to show you my homework, right?
That's true. Yeah. It is cute after all.
How it's kinda pudgy and roly-poly and how it looks like a frog.
Yeah, yeah. Uh-huh.
I see, so it's depleted uranium. That's amazing.
Oh, if I talk on the phone for too long, I'll get scolded.
Yeah! Talk to you later!
Now, does everyone agree to it?
I was talking with Kona-chan,
Now, does everyone agree to it? and asked her how summer vacation ends up being pretty boring.
Agree! Agree-agree! Agree! and asked her how summer vacation ends up being pretty boring.
Agree! Agree-agree! Agree!
She said she wasn't bored because
Well, I thought I was still young, She said she wasn't bored because
Well, I thought I was still young, she was playing all the games that had piled up.
but sometimes I can't remember what just happened moments ago... she was playing all the games that had piled up.
but sometimes I can't remember what just happened moments ago... I guess some people have a very fulfilling summer vacation.
I finally understand that it was all because of a pretty scary disease. I guess some people have a very fulfilling summer vacation.
I finally understand that it was all because of a pretty scary disease. Maybe I should do something too!
Well, that's a good thing in itself, but...
I'm telling you, do your homework on top of all that!
Really, each and every time.
I'm gonna pull one.
OK
I'm gonna pull one.
OK
All right, let's do this! (rotfl)
OK
All right, let's do this! (rotfl)
Debuff, please.
Debuff plz.
All right, let's do this! (rotfl)
Debuff plz.
Your friend nanakon has logged in.
Oh, our teacher logged in.
Hello.
Yo! (^3^)/
Maybe it's because it's vacation, but you're online a lot.
Well, yeah (lol)
I have some time, want to go hunt some things?
Well, yeah (lol)
I have some time, want to go hunt some things? I'm in the cave near Chovron Village.
All right, I'll go, I'll go! (>w<)b It's time for a wiz to step up!
Then I'll be waiting near the gate.
That's fine, but did you do your homework? (-_-)
Huh?
Have you been cooped up inside your house? (-_-)
Huh?
Have you been cooped up inside your house? (-_-)
Don't forget about the day you have to come to school (-3-)y-~~~
One more thing, even though it's vacation, don't stay up too late or sleep in too much.
Ma'am, stop talking about real life
every day inside the net-game world!
It's like Kagami scolding me every day...
Heya! It's hot again today!
Oh, welcome! Come on in!
Thank you.
You got the fan out.
Yeah, because it's hot.
Chill out there for a bit.
ah...
I thought she'd do it. I was positive that she'd do it.
Good morning... Oh, Kona-chan is here.
S'up.
It's not "good morning." What time do you think it is?
In any case, it's hot out.
You too?!
No, everyone usually does it.
I don't do it.
But you were doing it this morning, Kagami.
See?
I was seen...
The Comp-Fest seems to be pretty popular.
What's that?
When you collect the entry tickets that come with the graphic novels
of series from this magazine, and send them in,
you get a limited edition QUO card in no time!
I see...
I also end up taking those graphic novels to the cash register,
QUO cards... QUO cards... I also end up taking those graphic novels to the cash register,
QUO cards... QUO cards... as if I were drawn to the cashier...
You were going on about QUO cards the other day.
Really, Japanese people are so weak
when it comes to giveaways or limited edition items.
That's why it's rudimentary to buy
one to store, one to look at, and one to spread the gospel!
Wait! There's no doubt that yours is a special case!
Most people don't think like that.
Sometimes you forget who you lent it to, and end up buying a new one.
Don't forget!
And so, I'd like to ask you about that usual thing.
Oh, homework.
Again?
I'll teach you all the bits that you don't understand,
so why don't you do it by yourself for a change?
Balsamic vinegar...
Kagami, show me how to do this one.
Oh, this here is...
Kagami, I don't understand from here to here.
Whoa, close.
Kagami, this bit...
You aren't even going to try thinking, are you?! Kagami, this bit...
You aren't even going to try thinking, are you?!
I am thinking.
Is that really so?
And I don't understand anything from here on...
You aren't thinking after all!
In the end, she wouldn't teach me...
Hey! I'm here to visit!
Oh, Yui, good timing!
Show me how to do this part!
Math homework... let's see, which part? Leave it to me.
Well, as a police officer looking after a good girl...
It's no good to rely on other people all the time!
I don't get this stuff, it's such a pain...
Even if you don't get it,
just scribble down something that sounds right.
I mean, the point of homework is to just turn something in.
Oh, I see! Good thinking!
But that line of yours earlier seems so superficial now,
because doing that, it won't do me good.
Well, I did the same thing myself.
I'm so tired...
I think I'll take a breather and play the net-game for a little bit.
I'm sure thirty minutes of solo grinding should be good.
If it's only thirty minutes.
I'm solo grinding...
In this world...
Getting stronger...
A rare drop...
You have obtained Enchanted Blade Laevatein.
Laevatein
Something like this
I've never seen anyone who had it! That's ultra-rare!
I got the sword Laeva ! ! ! !
I got the sword Laeva!
I got the sword Laeva ! ! ! !
Serious?!? (@@)
I got the sword Laeva ! ! ! !
Serious?!? (@@)
Oh man (rotfl) Grats (rotfl)
I'll go over there right now, show me show me! (>w<)/
Let's celebrate. We can gather all the clan members together,and try it out. o(^^)o
All-nighter guaranteed! (rotfl) I'm (lol) feeling (lol) totally (lol) energetic (lol) now (rotfl)
Okay, come-come...
OK, come-come.
Now, where should I break this thing in?
Oh, everyone's so into going.
I know, I'll celebrate by stocking up on the high-quality potions,
and give them out to everyone.
First, I'll go back to town...
Math II
This is going to get really busy!
Lucky Star!
Lucky Channel!
Morning Luckies!
This is Akira Kogami, your navigator!
Time passes by so quickly, Lucky Channel is already on its fifth show!
I'm going to do my best, and put even more enthusiasm into it!
And as usual, my assistant is
getting more lines in the actual episode, and letting it go to his head...
...no, doing very well... It's Minoru Shiraishi-san!
Clap, clap, clap!
Well, I have no intention of letting it go to my head.
Oh, I'm Minoru Shiraishi, the assistant. Hope to do well.
Now, we receive mountains of letters each week!
Today, I'd like to introduce a letter sent by Mr. USS Gatoh in Tokyo!
Is he a NE___? This one person sent fifty letters!
I'm sure he's a poor, pathetic individual!
Anyway, the letter goes:
Hello to Miss Akira and Mr. Minoru!
In the main show, Konata seems to be playing a net-game,
but do you play games like this as well, Miss Akira?
By the way, I role-play as a nekama,
and have a very fulfilling everyday life.
Wow, how painful!
Net-game... a network game, right?
Unfortunately, I've never played those things.
Yeah. But you're better off not playing them.
You sure cut it down again today...
Is that so?
There are so many people who get totally hooked,
and leave their real lives behind somewhere else...
There was a period of time where I was pretty bad.
When I had time, I would be logged in,
and would go on and on to grind or to PKK...
That was when I was young.
When you were young?
Or rather, there are all sorts of terms that you just mentioned
which I don't understand...
You're better off not knowing them.
Whatever, it's not like the whole audience will understand, anyway.
In any case, you had been playing in the past.
Then, Akira-sama, do you have any memories about games of the sort?
Oh, yes, memories! I have some!
When I was a beginner, I didn't understand many things,
and was in trouble when all sorts of nice veterans helped me out!
They gave me lots of really expensive armor and rare items,
and I was so thrilled!
I see.
It's very fun, so everyone should try playing them!
Oh, it's already time to go!
Bye-nee!
Then, we'll see you next episode.
Or rather, when you're in games like that, you're extremely popular.
Oh? Akira-sama? Is something the matter?
Page 38, cut 12...
Yes?
Who the hell is Yutaka, dammit?!
Is this where you get mad today?!
I'm telling you, I'm Akira! Is this where you get mad today?!
I'm telling you, I'm Akira!
Yes, that is true, but...
Whoever is in charge, come out here! Yes, that is true, but...
Whoever is in charge, come out here! Wait, director! Director!
No, the producer is better! The producer!
You know damn well! No, the producer is better! The producer!
You know damn well! Wait, please, Akira-sama, please calm down!
Please, I beg you!
While we're at it... Please, I beg you!
While we're at it... Yes?
Let's take the name Minoru Shiraishi Yes?
Let's take the name Minoru Shiraishi
and turn it into something else... Like Su...
Kagamin, you're so cool!
You're just saying that!
Well, Tsukasa or Miyuki, which of you will go next?
- Me!
- Again?! When the hell did you... - Me!
- Again?! When the hell did you...
You guys weren't putting any in. It's a waste!
I'm sorry. I'm still picking a song, so wait just a bit more for me.
I'm sorry...
Oh, it's okay.
Konata's song can fill up the spare time anyway.
Oh, I know this one!
Amazingly enough, this selection is from a mainstream series for you!
The best!
Sparking!
Break through the shining clouds, and fly away
As a panorama spreads itself throughout my being
The Earth, having been kicked in the face, gets angry
And makes one of its volcanoes explode
lf, within the thawed polar ice
There is a dinosaur, then I want to train him to balance atop a ball
Cha-la head cha-la
No matter what may happen, I feel as though nothing can bother me
Cha-la head cha-la
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Now, what's with the next episode of Lucky Star?
Konata here.
Right when I was starting to play Monster Hunter Dos,
defeating five Geanos was the condition to use a weapon,
so I went to the village and had the gathering hall offer me the quest,
but when I defeated the five Geanos,
or even when I plucked so much Snow Mountain Grass,
even when I gathered so much Poponotan,
I couldn't go back to the village, and that was when I first realized
that I had to put it into the storage box by myself,
and the fact is that I was getting less in rewards
all because I didn't read the user's manual,
so don't you think that the reason why you're not making money
is based on what you do in real life?
Next episode: Fixtures of Summer
Fixtures of Summer
Look forward to it!